I've gotten it. I pretty much solved it by not coming out at home.

Next time, I'll give them "everyone is bisexual" back.

Sort of how I only start talking about the treatment of animals if someone says "But don't you miss a rare[1] steak?" when they find out I'm a vegetarian.

[1] For maximun offense value, I can offer you the literal translation of "rare" in Swedish: bloody.