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Since my three respondents on the pronunciation question came up with three different answers, I almost rest my case as is. Nevertheless:

[Poll #558083]

Umm...dogs? I think not.

You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

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Following on the meme from silmaril and leighdb, I present you with the following list of entry titles, pulled from various parts of my LJ. I found when looking these up that I don't use titles much, and when I do, they tend to be one-word or -phrase sorts of things, not very funny. Still, here's the best of the best[1]:

The Right to Keep Bear Arms
Obscene Connotations
Ooh la-la, vou should see how I kiz, no?
I think I'd rather be a Weretiger

Dude, did they read my birth certificate?
An Open Plea to the Universe At Large
I'm Not 25, Yet, Dammit!
O....Kay....
Rabbit Hole Day
Wagner's Yo-Yo's or Why I Am Not Valkyrie Material
Omelette Envy
And There Was Happy Bouncing.

Opinions, get yer opinions here!
They can't be *that* stupid, can they?
Guys. What're ya gonna do with 'em?
My Evil Plan
My Brain, V. Weird
But I'm *Already* Insane!
Am Apparantly More Scary Than I Thought...
English fails me
MOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMMIT!!!
So *that's* why I rub people raw!
Only about 1/3! Surprising!
Well, okay then
Air We Having Fun Yet?

[1] Not in any sort of chronological order; I rearranged things for maximum hilarity.