Someone call What Not to Wear...

I don't have a problem with a 16 year old marrying a 17 year old. I don't have a problem with the girl's dad paying £100,000 for the wedding. I don't have a problem with the wedding dress itself costing £16,000. If that's how they want to spend their money, so be it. But, in the name of all the fashion gods, if you're going to spend that much on a wedding dress, why would you pick one that looks like this?

*sa'sa'boggle*