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ladynox25 ([personal profile] ladynox25) wrote2006-12-02 02:23 pm
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Tired of cleaning up oil spills? Try cleaning up a Dorito spill.

[identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Anti-cholesterol drug maker companies put maniacally grinning representatives on the next plane to the Island.

("I got two stripers and 35 bags of Doritos." Bwah!)

[identity profile] texas-tiger.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
My favorite was the end:

Schneider said the team is responsible for cleaning up a hazardous material, such as an oil spill. There may be some argument to be made about the health hazard of chips, he said, but the risk didn’t quite qualify.

“When I found out it’s Doritos, it’s pretty much out of our jurisdiction,” he said. “It’s definitely litter, but it’s not a contaminant.”


That, and I know [profile] hoya99 would be out there salvaging his share of bags if he'd been anywhere in the area.