It would be at this point where I would normally jump in on the MemeOTheDay, in this case the "YKYF*W...." aka "You Know You're From * When..."
Unfortunately, due to circumstances outside my control, namely NOT BEING FROM ANYWHERE IN PARTICULAR, I am unable to do so.
Anyone telling me to use Texas because I happen to live there is cordially invited to bite me. Gently, of course.
This has been a public service announcement.