Naughty

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I punched annewashere in the arm (-10 points). In April I gave stinaleigh a kidney (1000 points). In August I bought porn for merhawk (10 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, _constantine (-5000 points). Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4700 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, texas_tiger

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You are Gonzo the Great.
You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a
cannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you are
completely insane and have a strange
fascination for chickens.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird
SPECIES:
Whatever

HOBBIES:
Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a
piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."

FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Touched By An Anvil"

QUOTE:
"No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"


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